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Let's
face it. . . chronic illness can have its humorous moments if
we look for them.
| You
know you have a chronic illness when... |
- You understand
all the medical terminology discussed on the T.V. show Grey's
Anatomy.
- When
you hear the term "Club Med" you automatically think
of the hospital.
- You ask
your child to open the "child-proof" bottles of
medicine because your hands are too sore.
- Your
medical records have to be transported on a cart.
- To entertain
people at parties you recite the side effects of medications
as if you are the voice over on a commercial.
- Your
favorite Oprah program is when Dr. Oz is on.
- To get
rid of boredom on road trips, your whole family can go through
the alphabet and name a drug that starts with each letter
of the alphabet.
- When
you're unable to sleep because of pain, you watch "The
Jerry Springer Show" and feel like you actually have
a life.
- Your
spelling has improved dramatically, especially on words like
"fibromyalgia" and "osteoporosis."
- Or you've
been "Around the World in Thirty Minutes" with CNN's
Headline News 57 times in one sitting.
- You have
a panic attack in public and say, "Praise God this is
only the fourth one today!"
- You're
invited to the wedding of the gal who works at the hospital
lab.
- You're
child thinks watching you do injections of medication is "cool."
- You have
a flashback and don't know what happened and can honestly
say, "I don't know where I was or what I was doing but
I'll make
something up if you'd like."
Copyright,
Lisa Copen, Reprint permission granted if the following is included:
Reprinted
with permission of Lisa Copen, Copyright 2007, National Invisible
Chronic Illness Awareness Week, http://www.invisibleillness.com
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10 things NOT to say to a chronically ill person |
See the Rest Ministries/hopekeepers T-shirt with this saying
on the back!

10. You can't be in that much pain
9. Stop being lazy and get a job
8. You just want attention
7. Your illness is caused by stress
6. No pain. . . no gain!
5. It's all in your head
4. If you just got out of the house...
3. You're so lucky to get to stay in bed all day.
2. Just pray harder
1. But you look so good!
Copyright,
Lisa Copen, Reprint permission granted if the following is included:
Reprinted
with permission of Lisa Copen, Copyright 2007, National Invisible
Chronic Illness Awareness Week, http://www.invisibleillness.com
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